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JEEBUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER MUM AND I ALMOST HIT A BARN OWL WITH OUR CAR ON OUR WAY HOME
DAMMIT, JARETH. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FLYING AT MY GODDAMNED WINDSHIELD?? MUM ALMOST KILLED YOU.


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Got bored. Decided to look up Labyrinth OCs on devART.
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I’m currently trying to trudge my way through a Jareth x OC fic, and it’s slowly killing me. Why do I do this to myself???

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I’m currently prancing around the house as “Jaelah, Princess of the Labyrinth”, singing “YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL~” to my sparkle-filled juggling ball. I’m bored today..


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I went to eat a peach just now. And when I took a bite, I noticed I had bitten into a rotten part of the fruit. I spit it out and immediately thought, “Nice try, Jareth.”

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If I DO bleach my hair white-blonde, I’ll probably end up acting like I’m The Goblin King’s long lost sister.

Because I’m a goofball, and I love the Labyrinth